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Sezonul 12 Oct. 30, 2014
- Episodul 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)
- Episodul 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- Episodul 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
- Episodul 12: A Beer Battered Rip-Off
- Episodul 11: For Whom the Booty Calls
- Episodul 10: Here I Come, Pants!
- Episodul 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
- Episodul 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- Episodul 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
- Episodul 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
- Episodul 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
- Episodul 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
- Episodul 3: Glamping in a Yurt
- Episodul 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- Episodul 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Sezonul 11 Sep. 26, 2013
- Episodul 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
- Episodul 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- Episodul 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- Episodul 19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- Episodul 18: West Side Story
- Episodul 17: Welcome Home, Jake
- Episodul 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- Episodul 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Episodul 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
- Episodul 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Episodul 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- Episodul 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
- Episodul 10: On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
- Episodul 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
- Episodul 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- Episodul 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- Episodul 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
- Episodul 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- Episodul 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- Episodul 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
- Episodul 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- Episodul 1: Nangnangnangnang
Sezonul 10 Sep. 27, 2012
- Episodul 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
- Episodul 22: My Bodacious Vidalia
- Episodul 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond
- Episodul 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
- Episodul 19: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
- Episodul 18: The 9:04 From Pemberton
- Episodul 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
- Episodul 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- Episodul 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
- Episodul 14: Run Steven Staven! Run!
- Episodul 13: Grab A Feather And Get In Line
- Episodul 12: Welcome to Alancrest
- Episodul 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- Episodul 10: One Nut Johnson
- Episodul 9: I Scream When I Pee
- Episodul 8: Something My Gynecologist Said
- Episodul 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
- Episodul 6: Ferrets, Attack!
- Episodul 5: That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
- Episodul 4: You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
- Episodul 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
- Episodul 2: A Big Bag of Dog
- Episodul 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sezonul 9 Sep. 19, 2011
- Episodul 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
- Episodul 23: The Straw In My Donut Hole
- Episodul 22: Why We Gave Up Women
- Episodul 21: Mr. Hose Says Yes
- Episodul 20: Grandma's Pie
- Episodul 19: Palmdale, Ech
- Episodul 18: The War Against Gingivitis
- Episodul 17: Not In My Mouth
- Episodul 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Episodul 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Episodul 14: A Possum on Chemo
- Episodul 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- Episodul 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- Episodul 11: A Lovely Landing Strip
- Episodul 10: Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- Episodul 9: Frodo's Headshots
- Episodul 8: Thank You For The Intercourse
- Episodul 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- Episodul 6: The Squat and The Hover
- Episodul 5: A Giant Cat Holding Churro
- Episodul 4: Nine Magic Fingers
- Episodul 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Episodul 2: People Who Love Peepholes
- Episodul 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sezonul 8 Sep. 20, 2010
- Episodul 16: That Darn Priest
- Episodul 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- Episodul 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- Episodul 13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
- Episodul 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
- Episodul 11: Dead From the Waist Down
- Episodul 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
- Episodul 9: A Good Time In Central Africa
- Episodul 8: Springtime on a Stick
- Episodul 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- Episodul 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
- Episodul 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- Episodul 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- Episodul 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
- Episodul 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- Episodul 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sezonul 7 Sep. 21, 2009
- Episodul 22: This is Not Gonna End Well
- Episodul 21: Gumby with a Pokey
- Episodul 20: I Called Him Magoo
- Episodul 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
- Episodul 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
- Episodul 17: I Found Your Moustache
- Episodul 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
- Episodul 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
- Episodul 14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
- Episodul 13: Yay, No Polyps!
- Episodul 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- Episodul 11: Warning, It's Dirty
- Episodul 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
- Episodul 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
- Episodul 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
- Episodul 7: Untainted by Filth
- Episodul 6: Give Me Your Thumb
- Episodul 5: For the Sake of the Child
- Episodul 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
- Episodul 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
- Episodul 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
- Episodul 1: 818-jklpuzo
Sezonul 6 Sep. 22, 2008
- Episodul 24: Baseball with Better Steroids
- Episodul 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
- Episodul 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
- Episodul 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
- Episodul 20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
- Episodul 19: The Two Finger Rule
- Episodul 18: My Son's Enormous Head
- Episodul 17: The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
- Episodul 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
- Episodul 15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat
- Episodul 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
- Episodul 13: I Think You Offended Don
- Episodul 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
- Episodul 11: The Devil's Lube
- Episodul 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
- Episodul 9: The Mooch At The Boo
- Episodul 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
- Episodul 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- Episodul 6: It's Always Nazi Week (1)
- Episodul 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
- Episodul 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
- Episodul 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
- Episodul 2: Pie Hole, Herb
- Episodul 1: Taterhead is Our Love Child
Sezonul 5 Sep. 24, 2007
- Episodul 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
- Episodul 18: If My Hole Could Talk
- Episodul 17: Fish in a Drawer
- Episodul 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- Episodul 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
- Episodul 14: Winky-Dink Time
- Episodul 13: The Soil is Moist
- Episodul 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- Episodul 11: Meander to Your Dander
- Episodul 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
- Episodul 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
- Episodul 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- Episodul 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
- Episodul 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- Episodul 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- Episodul 4: City of Great Racks
- Episodul 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
- Episodul 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
- Episodul 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sezonul 4 Sep. 18, 2006
- Episodul 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
- Episodul 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
- Episodul 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
- Episodul 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
- Episodul 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
- Episodul 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
- Episodul 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
- Episodul 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie
- Episodul 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
- Episodul 15: My Damn Stalker
- Episodul 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
- Episodul 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- Episodul 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
- Episodul 11: Walnuts and Demerol
- Episodul 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
- Episodul 9: Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
- Episodul 8: Release the Dogs
- Episodul 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- Episodul 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
- Episodul 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- Episodul 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
- Episodul 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
- Episodul 2: Who's Vod Kanockers?
- Episodul 1: Working for Caligula
Sezonul 3 Sep. 19, 2005
- Episodul 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
- Episodul 23: Arguments for the Quickie
- Episodul 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
- Episodul 21: And the Plot Moistens
- Episodul 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- Episodul 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
- Episodul 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Episodul 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
- Episodul 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
- Episodul 15: My Tongue is Meat
- Episodul 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- Episodul 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
- Episodul 12: That Special Tug
- Episodul 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
- Episodul 10: Something Salted and Twisted
- Episodul 9: Madame and Her Special friend
- Episodul 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
- Episodul 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- Episodul 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Episodul 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Episodul 4: Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
- Episodul 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Episodul 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- Episodul 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Sezonul 2 Sep. 20, 2004
- Episodul 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
- Episodul 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- Episodul 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Episodul 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- Episodul 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Episodul 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
- Episodul 18: It Was Mame, Mom
- Episodul 17: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
- Episodul 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- Episodul 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Episodul 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- Episodul 13: Get Off My Hair
- Episodul 12: A Lungful of Alan
- Episodul 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Episodul 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
- Episodul 9: Yes, Monsignor
- Episodul 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Episodul 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Episodul 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- Episodul 5: Bad News from the Clinic
- Episodul 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
- Episodul 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
- Episodul 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- Episodul 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
Sezonul 1 Sep. 21, 2003
- Episodul 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
- Episodul 23: Just Like Buffalo
- Episodul 22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
- Episodul 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Episodul 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Episodul 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Episodul 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
- Episodul 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
- Episodul 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
- Episodul 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- Episodul 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Episodul 13: Sara Like Puny Alan
- Episodul 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones
- Episodul 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Episodul 10: Merry Thanksgiving
- Episodul 9: Phase One, Complete
- Episodul 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
- Episodul 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Episodul 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Episodul 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
- Episodul 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
- Episodul 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Episodul 2: Big Flappy Bastards
- Episodul 1: Pilot
Two and a Half Men Sezonul 5 Episodul 1
Jake se pregătește să înceapă o nouă școală pe măsură ce absolvează Liceul Junior. Alan și Charlie îl duc la cumpărături școlare și se găsesc în probleme.