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Sezonul 12 Oct. 30, 2014
- Episodul 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)
- Episodul 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- Episodul 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
- Episodul 12: A Beer Battered Rip-Off
- Episodul 11: For Whom the Booty Calls
- Episodul 10: Here I Come, Pants!
- Episodul 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
- Episodul 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- Episodul 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
- Episodul 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
- Episodul 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
- Episodul 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
- Episodul 3: Glamping in a Yurt
- Episodul 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- Episodul 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Sezonul 11 Sep. 26, 2013
- Episodul 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
- Episodul 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- Episodul 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- Episodul 19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
- Episodul 18: West Side Story
- Episodul 17: Welcome Home, Jake
- Episodul 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- Episodul 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Episodul 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
- Episodul 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Episodul 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- Episodul 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
- Episodul 10: On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
- Episodul 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
- Episodul 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- Episodul 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- Episodul 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
- Episodul 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- Episodul 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- Episodul 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
- Episodul 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- Episodul 1: Nangnangnangnang
Sezonul 10 Sep. 27, 2012
- Episodul 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
- Episodul 22: My Bodacious Vidalia
- Episodul 21: Another Night With Neil Diamond
- Episodul 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
- Episodul 19: Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
- Episodul 18: The 9:04 From Pemberton
- Episodul 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
- Episodul 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- Episodul 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
- Episodul 14: Run Steven Staven! Run!
- Episodul 13: Grab A Feather And Get In Line
- Episodul 12: Welcome to Alancrest
- Episodul 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- Episodul 10: One Nut Johnson
- Episodul 9: I Scream When I Pee
- Episodul 8: Something My Gynecologist Said
- Episodul 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
- Episodul 6: Ferrets, Attack!
- Episodul 5: That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
- Episodul 4: You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
- Episodul 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
- Episodul 2: A Big Bag of Dog
- Episodul 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sezonul 9 Sep. 19, 2011
- Episodul 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
- Episodul 23: The Straw In My Donut Hole
- Episodul 22: Why We Gave Up Women
- Episodul 21: Mr. Hose Says Yes
- Episodul 20: Grandma's Pie
- Episodul 19: Palmdale, Ech
- Episodul 18: The War Against Gingivitis
- Episodul 17: Not In My Mouth
- Episodul 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Episodul 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
- Episodul 14: A Possum on Chemo
- Episodul 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
- Episodul 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- Episodul 11: A Lovely Landing Strip
- Episodul 10: Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- Episodul 9: Frodo's Headshots
- Episodul 8: Thank You For The Intercourse
- Episodul 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
- Episodul 6: The Squat and The Hover
- Episodul 5: A Giant Cat Holding Churro
- Episodul 4: Nine Magic Fingers
- Episodul 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Episodul 2: People Who Love Peepholes
- Episodul 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sezonul 8 Sep. 20, 2010
- Episodul 16: That Darn Priest
- Episodul 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- Episodul 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- Episodul 13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
- Episodul 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
- Episodul 11: Dead From the Waist Down
- Episodul 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
- Episodul 9: A Good Time In Central Africa
- Episodul 8: Springtime on a Stick
- Episodul 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- Episodul 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
- Episodul 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- Episodul 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- Episodul 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
- Episodul 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- Episodul 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Sezonul 7 Sep. 21, 2009
- Episodul 22: This is Not Gonna End Well
- Episodul 21: Gumby with a Pokey
- Episodul 20: I Called Him Magoo
- Episodul 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
- Episodul 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
- Episodul 17: I Found Your Moustache
- Episodul 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
- Episodul 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
- Episodul 14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
- Episodul 13: Yay, No Polyps!
- Episodul 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- Episodul 11: Warning, It's Dirty
- Episodul 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
- Episodul 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
- Episodul 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
- Episodul 7: Untainted by Filth
- Episodul 6: Give Me Your Thumb
- Episodul 5: For the Sake of the Child
- Episodul 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
- Episodul 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
- Episodul 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
- Episodul 1: 818-jklpuzo
Sezonul 6 Sep. 22, 2008
- Episodul 24: Baseball with Better Steroids
- Episodul 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
- Episodul 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
- Episodul 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
- Episodul 20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
- Episodul 19: The Two Finger Rule
- Episodul 18: My Son's Enormous Head
- Episodul 17: The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
- Episodul 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
- Episodul 15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat
- Episodul 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
- Episodul 13: I Think You Offended Don
- Episodul 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
- Episodul 11: The Devil's Lube
- Episodul 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
- Episodul 9: The Mooch At The Boo
- Episodul 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
- Episodul 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- Episodul 6: It's Always Nazi Week (1)
- Episodul 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
- Episodul 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
- Episodul 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
- Episodul 2: Pie Hole, Herb
- Episodul 1: Taterhead is Our Love Child
Sezonul 5 Sep. 24, 2007
- Episodul 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
- Episodul 18: If My Hole Could Talk
- Episodul 17: Fish in a Drawer
- Episodul 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- Episodul 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
- Episodul 14: Winky-Dink Time
- Episodul 13: The Soil is Moist
- Episodul 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- Episodul 11: Meander to Your Dander
- Episodul 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
- Episodul 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
- Episodul 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- Episodul 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
- Episodul 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- Episodul 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- Episodul 4: City of Great Racks
- Episodul 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
- Episodul 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
- Episodul 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sezonul 4 Sep. 18, 2006
- Episodul 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
- Episodul 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
- Episodul 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
- Episodul 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
- Episodul 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
- Episodul 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
- Episodul 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
- Episodul 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie
- Episodul 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
- Episodul 15: My Damn Stalker
- Episodul 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
- Episodul 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- Episodul 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
- Episodul 11: Walnuts and Demerol
- Episodul 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
- Episodul 9: Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
- Episodul 8: Release the Dogs
- Episodul 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- Episodul 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
- Episodul 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- Episodul 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
- Episodul 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
- Episodul 2: Who's Vod Kanockers?
- Episodul 1: Working for Caligula
Sezonul 3 Sep. 19, 2005
- Episodul 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
- Episodul 23: Arguments for the Quickie
- Episodul 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
- Episodul 21: And the Plot Moistens
- Episodul 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- Episodul 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
- Episodul 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Episodul 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
- Episodul 16: Ergo, The Booty Call
- Episodul 15: My Tongue is Meat
- Episodul 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
- Episodul 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
- Episodul 12: That Special Tug
- Episodul 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
- Episodul 10: Something Salted and Twisted
- Episodul 9: Madame and Her Special friend
- Episodul 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
- Episodul 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- Episodul 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Episodul 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Episodul 4: Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
- Episodul 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Episodul 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- Episodul 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Sezonul 2 Sep. 20, 2004
- Episodul 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
- Episodul 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- Episodul 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Episodul 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- Episodul 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Episodul 19: A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
- Episodul 18: It Was Mame, Mom
- Episodul 17: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
- Episodul 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- Episodul 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Episodul 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- Episodul 13: Get Off My Hair
- Episodul 12: A Lungful of Alan
- Episodul 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Episodul 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
- Episodul 9: Yes, Monsignor
- Episodul 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Episodul 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Episodul 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- Episodul 5: Bad News from the Clinic
- Episodul 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
- Episodul 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
- Episodul 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- Episodul 1: Back Off Mary Poppins
Sezonul 1 Sep. 21, 2003
- Episodul 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
- Episodul 23: Just Like Buffalo
- Episodul 22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
- Episodul 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Episodul 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Episodul 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Episodul 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
- Episodul 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
- Episodul 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
- Episodul 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- Episodul 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Episodul 13: Sara Like Puny Alan
- Episodul 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones
- Episodul 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Episodul 10: Merry Thanksgiving
- Episodul 9: Phase One, Complete
- Episodul 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
- Episodul 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Episodul 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Episodul 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
- Episodul 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
- Episodul 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Episodul 2: Big Flappy Bastards
- Episodul 1: Pilot
Two and a Half Men Sezonul 6 Episodul 2
Charlie a împrumutat bani de la Alan și în ziua în care se presupune că îl va plăti înapoi, Alan merge să-i ceară banii lui Charlie. Îl găsește din nou pe Charlie în pat cu o femeie frumoasă. După ce Charlie îl scoate din afară și îl asigură că va primi banii pentru el mai târziu în acea zi, femeia îl întreabă dacă Charlie este cu adevărat fără bani și Charlie îi spune să nu-și facă griji, că are o mulțime de bani.